incredibong:

when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless

gaikudo:

if I was dating someone I’d call them gay every time they showed affection. 

sasaq:

(via tomoka.s @mochim2323 | Instagram)

hello i look ok rn

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

princeowl:

BIRB DOWN FOR WHAT

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

neopianangst:

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hey baby… why don’t you blow my corn horn. you can even sit on my

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cherryblossom-avenger:

My favorite OTP headcanon rn is for Person A to be really annoyed like, “Whatever, suck my dick” and for Person B to kneel unflinchingly and pull Person A’s pants down.

alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

i guess you could say beck is mon ourse moitié

bestdad2013:

asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians

elise white