gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

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never give up on your dreams

thebluths:

Top 10 Arrested Development Characters [As Voted by My Followers]

Honorable Mention: Ann Paul Veal

Her?

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

Rude
Kina Grannis
Youtube covers
978 plays

drunktuesdaze:

Have you ever thought to yourself “fuck i love that magic song about wanting to marry a girl but her father disapproves, but it’d be so much better covered by a girl without changing the pronouns” because IF SO I have the cover for you.

tonemonotone:

How to get followers: Just tag all your posts as nsfw. Every single one. They might not get 1000 notes but at least your friends milfloversanus and scoots-mcbuttholes will be there to support you from that point forward.

typette:

smexy-medic:

My friend’s button quail was getting whiny so I gave it company

unfairly cute

i said “never again”

i said that

skintighttucker:

stop that

snootchy:

[x]

forget “pj”, this is what you need.

james “no caps” ransone

james “fake dicks” ransone

james “anon hate” ransone

james “fuck peta” ransone

james “human emoji” ransone

vinegod:

He Hates TFIOS lmao by ScottySire

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

elise white